“Three words summarise the English Seaside. Cigarettes, Strollers and Carling.”
“If you feel stuck, always do something.”
“It’s mercury retrograde ... nothings going to happen till after the 25th.”
“When I’m fishing for a compliment I’m not wanting a minnow, I’m wanting a fucking salmon.”
“A cliché is a cliché for a very cliché reason.”